"A piss-drunk gentleman scientist..."

This is an excerpt from a speech given by Bootjack Piddlechristmas, Professor Emeritus of Nanoaudiometazilchoelectrics at Imperial College, London, to the Royal Society on 1st April 1925:

"...Be that as it may, be that as it may, do not allow the lack of a sleazy qubit sieve to overwhelm hardihood and bend you every which way but tomorrow, for you are not cretinized electrons, you are human beings!

"My critics will label me not as the soily kingpin of pure science but as the defiled spinster of silly juxtapositions. Mengele says we can't disturb para-aether without invoking bucky-blasted pigeon ramp theory and tramline distribution, but what does he know? He has a proven record of making bad things a good deal worse.

"I sincerely hope to have conveyed myself to you tonight in the ill-famed manner of a piss-drunk gentleman scientist. My impossibly flaccis excuse is that I have been studying vectors of easy virtue in the East End, and not a few harlots neither. I hope also to have appeared authoritative, at least to those of you who know sweet fluxotic asparagus about science.

"When I am dead and inflated, I wish to be remembered for my only outstanding achievement: comprehending the true, essential, scientific nature of music. Or put much more simply, I have dredged the Primarkial soup and found everything but the crenellated skipping rope of time and longscape hyperquantized by the paedorati of jelly-fondling bong quarks.

"So let's mutilate the yawning fallacies of our age with Deuterium mallets!"

Gorgeouscretin presents... The Non-Working Men's Club

Join Professor Bootjack Piddleschristmas and friends for an evening of deranged banter at the secretive and bizarre 'Non-Working Men's Club'.

In which Bootjack discusses his recent weekend break in Darfur, games of squash with RZA from the Wu-Tang Clan and books such as The View From The Bottom Of The Staircase. Stanley Jefferson relates his failed career change to suicide bomber and an old acquaintance dies in a prolonged but not unfunny way...

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